10,000 BC | Movie Review
My 12 year old son made an understatement when he said that the movie 10,ooo BC was boring. It is also scientifically and historically inaccurate and downright misleading as it is not really about the 10,000 BC era that we know of (even by Hollywood’s lax standards). It makes the 1966 movie “One Million Years BC” look like a National Geographic documentary.
The creator said that 10,000 BC was not meant to be a documentary. Well thank you very much, Mr Roland Emmerich! Why not put a sign on the movie posters saying “Warning: This movie was meant for kids who want to get an “F” in geography, history and science!” Well, let’s hope he doesn’t make yet another Ice Age movie, for at least another 10,000 years.
10,000 BC is an illogical mix of Apocalypto, Atlantean, African folklore with tame wooly mammoths, saber-toothed tigers, big flightless birds and anti-slavery dreadlock gladiators. You have glacier-bound mountains set in close proximity to deserts and jungles. Wow, is it a theme park?
The 10,000 BC movie’s draggy story line, dull dialog and dumb action sequences won’t cut it even as a fantasy movie set in a planet far, far away from earth. Cloverfield movie looks like a cinematic work of art in comparison to 10,000 BC.
After Roland Emmerich’s impressive “The Day After Tomorrow” and “Independence Day“, this is a real letdown. The CGI and special effects looks like a decade old compared to what we are used to seeing in recent movies. Sci-fi fans looking to experience the panoramic vistas of a prehistoric Ice Age (circa 10,000 BC) will be sorely disappointed.
If your family haven’t seen 10,000 BC, take them to see the other age appropriate movies.
Suitable for Children
Though there are lots of violence in 10,000 BC, most of it is bloodless and therefore won’t upset younger kids. The lack of energy of the movie makes the intense action scenes look boring even for kids. As can be expected in films about prehistoric times, there are some scenes in the film about paganism – the worship of men claiming to be gods, the veneration of dead “fathers” and the seeking guidance of the “great mother”.
While it is commendable that the movie producers are promoting the “anti-slavery” theme – such basic human rights, unfortunately, did not exist until the last two centuries. There is a very good 2006 movie titled “Amazing Grace” which chronicles the efforts of William Wilberforce who was instrumental in getting the English Parliament to pass the Slave Trade Act in 1807 and the Slavery Abolition Act of 1833. In spite of the enactment of similar laws worldwide, slavery still exists in many parts of the world today. In some nations, like in Africa, people prefer to be slaves rather than face starvation and certain death as freemen. As long as there are bad and/or corrupt governments, such conditions will continue to exist right into the modern era – and we are not even talking about “white slavery”.
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